Here Be Sexist Vampires Free Audiobook Download by Suzanne Wright

Here Be Sexist Vampires is a young adult paranormal novel by Suzanne Wright. The idea came to Wright's mind in high school, when she woke up from a dream about her favorite horror movie and it featured a sexist vampire who couldn't wait to attack the heroine and make her his prize. She wrote this story as an email to friends, which became so popular that it has been translated into over 30 languages.

A bawdy, feminist take on the vampire genre-and a whole lot of it-from the author of "The Hunger Games."

This is a humorous and sassy story about two teenage girls who go into a bookstore one night to find out what it's like to be the person in charge of the register. They discover that this is not an easy job, especially when they're mistaken for employees by some creepy men. The girls banter back and forth as they work, making it a funny read for anyone who enjoys reading dialogue between characters.

Here Be Sexist Vampires is a satirical look at the Twilight phenomenon. The book follows the lives of three female vampires as they come across and interact with a new breed of supernatural being: the sexist vampire. One vampire in particular, Priscilla, is the protagonist who goes on her own journey that explores how women need to take back control of their destinies and reclaim their power.

As a feminist, I am so glad to hear Wright's voice. She is the perfect narrator for this text because she has a deep understanding of how sexism trickles down in everyday life.

The story takes place in a small town called 'Fairview'. The main character, Anna, is a teenager who has somehow found herself on the front porch of an abandoned barn filled with vampires. She can't get back to her world and so she decides to stay. In this strange new world she meets Lyle, the handsome vampire who is trying to keep the peace within their coven.